The Curious Logic of a Liberal

Last night I couldn't sleep. Instead of lying awake awkwardly with my eyes open I decided to pull out my notebook and jot down a few things about my passion (disdain for liberals). It blows my mind how ridiculous some of their logic can be. Here are just a few...more to come.

• Obesity is a huge (no pun intended) problem/ Starvation is also a huge problem.

• "We [liberals] celebrate diversity and differences" / if you disagree with Darwinian theory or oppose abortion than you are a stupid and/or 'dangerous'

• Save the trees/ allow aborting a human fetus

• Race: Claim to fight for equality yet when it comes to the workplace and education, affirmative action takes hold and places the minority about everyone else. I.e, the best way to fight discrimination is through discrimination. Oh, I see. I suppose the best way to fight rape is through rape?

• Bush mastermind 9/11. This is interesting when considering the constant banter that Bush is an idiot.

• Liberals claim to be "pro-choice" yet oppose adoption organizations counseling pregnant mothers on adoption. So pro-choice REALLY means "pro-abortion".

• Claim to feels sorry for Americans who can't fill their gas tanks yet protest the drilling of oil (which, as anyone with the IQ above a toaster knows, will decrease our price on oil).

• Liberals morned the executions of Tookie Williams, Ted Bundy, and other darlings on death row yet get an erection at the thought of a CEO going to jail.

• Liberals demanded that mortgage companies make loans to poor people yet, in the wake of Fannie and Freddy's collapse, accuse mortgage companies of "irresponsible lending."

• Republicans are racists. Many liberals bring up the 3/5 compromise as being an idea of the Republican party at the time. Yea, damn straight. Anybody who paid attention in middle school history knows that this was done so slave owners couldn't force their slaves to vote/act how they wanted. The purpose was to make sure the slave states didn't outnumber the free states. Republicans are the folks who freed the slaves.

• Worst economy in decades. Solution? A tax increase!!

• Liberal Hollywood bemoans the poor poor pitiful poor while demanding millions for each film they star in.

• Claim they want the 'working man' to be successful yet punish him/her when he achieves success.

• What in the hell is the 'working class.' If you make a good income does that mean you aren't 'working'?

• Impeach Bush / worship Clinton...hey, Clinton lied to our faces...WHILE shaking his finger at us. Guess what? The whole world thought there were WMDs in Iraq.

• Liberal feminists want 'equal rights' with men. Cool. All for it. But do me a favor...don't gripe about maternity benefits. You want equality, you got it.

• Students hang a mannequin of Obama at KU. Their purpose was to display humorous disdain towards Obama (NOT his race). 2 guys in LA (of course...where else?) hang a display of Sarah Palin and the left claims it to be 'humorous expression.' Which is it? Can you or can you not make jokes about public officials being hanged?

• Against cruelty to animals (despite the fact that, barring human interference, animals are cruel to each other) but have no problem sticking a fork in an unborn baby's skull.

• Demand tolerance towards Muslims/ are anything but tolerant towards Christians

• Liberals claim Christianity is bigoted towards homosexuals...hey, you should see what your pals the Muslims do to them.

• Liberal ivy league schools now have "free speech zones" in which conservative students are 'allowed' to debate. This used to comprise of a somewhat larger zone known as the United States of America.

• "Iraq isn't our civil war to fight" / "we must interfere in Darfur's civil war" Has anyone heard an exit strategy for Darfur, because I haven't?

• If communist czar Joseph Stalin had targeted blacks then we would have a Joe McCarthy day. McCarthy made being a communist shameful. Liberals whined. Not unless a minority is being oppressed do they feel satisfied.

• "Palin didn't have enough experience to be vice-president". Hey, guess what. She was governor of a resource-rich state. Obama was on the Senate for 3 years. Obama's experience pails in comparison to Palin's. He isn't any more qualified than she is for vice president. Let alone, president!

• The New York Times and other left-leaning publications criticized a Belgian newspaper for publishing a cartoon in which Mohammad was depicted with a bomb. However, when the artist Ofili's 'The Holy Virgin Mary' was published in a New York museum, the NYT praised it. No problem, right? Oh, wait....I forgot to mention that he painted the picture using elephant dung and porn-mag cut outs. It's okay to be critical of religions as long as it's not Islam.

These are just a FEW of the hypocrisies liberals engage in on a daily basis. I haven't decided yet whether or not I am going to elaborate on any of these points. Either way, expect more soon. Thanks, Nash.